schoebox collection

who keeps it in a drawer and looks at it, long after he has ceased to love you, just to hold together what he was and is
It’s Caturday! Sloane loves grocery days because it means she can lurk like a jungle cat in the bags and make you guess which one she’s in. It’s her favourite game. If you guess incorrectly, you get an ankle full of bitemarks! We live in a violent household.

It’s Caturday! Sloane loves grocery days because it means she can lurk like a jungle cat in the bags and make you guess which one she’s in. It’s her favourite game. If you guess incorrectly, you get an ankle full of bitemarks! We live in a violent household.

Two Figures and a Cat, Picasso, 1902.
I has this up in my bathroom, and I’ve been missing it since I’ve left for the holidays.

Two Figures and a Cat, Picasso, 1902.

I has this up in my bathroom, and I’ve been missing it since I’ve left for the holidays.

Lions are awesome and heavily featured in this article on the “50 Best Photos from the Natural World,” which ironically also heavily features animals in zoos and parks. They also love to play with Christmas trees! like lethal, enormous cats should.

(Source: Boston.com)

I don’t think I can sleep here without my kitty, this is how we love each other and she is so far away.
(She is only ten minutes away at the vet’s but I don’t like it!)

I don’t think I can sleep here without my kitty, this is how we love each other and she is so far away.

(She is only ten minutes away at the vet’s but I don’t like it!)

Last three sent texts on my phone

involve the word “kitty.”

None of them are referring to the same kitty.

My work is alienating me from the world already, I have nothing in common to talk about with anybody except kitties.

oh, hello

My new cat and I are moving to New Brunswick soon. Her name is Sloane, after the girl in Ferris Bueller whose actress has apparently done a lot with her life that I didn’t know about, like lots of movies and sleeping with both Sean Connery’s son and the son of the creator of the Muppets. My cat and I rely a lot on Wikipedia and streaming TV shows, which is good because we’ll be prepared for our life in Fredericton. Maybe we’ll meet some famous people’s kids. This is our adventure.